Monday, 25 March 2013

The Monday Smile

Good morning and welcome to the last week of the month! can you believe March is nearly over already.  This should be a good week don't you think? for one it's a short working week then we have Easter to look forward to and a nice long week-end... and you never know we may even have some good weather,  one can but hope after all it is now officially Spring, anything has got to be better than the snow and bitterly cold winds we have been having for the last few days..anyway I'm thinking positive and that's got to help.





This weeks smile is all about Easter share it with your little ones, copy them off and have an Easter quiz, I'm sure you will have heard them all before but I think they will still raise a smile.

  • What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? - A hot cross bunny!!!
  • How do you tell which rabbits are the oldest?  -  Look for more grey hares!!
  • What do you call four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?  -  A receding hare line
  • What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?  -  One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
  • Where would you find a chicken with no legs?  -  Where you left it!
  • What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?  -  A bunion
  • What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?  -  Join the Hare Force
  • What do you call a mischievous egg?  -  A practical yoker
  • What did the egg do when the other egg told it a joke?  -  It cracked up
  • How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat?  -  With a hare-brush
  • What's the difference between a soldier and a fireman?  -  You can't dip a fireman in an egg
  • What kind of books do rabbits like?  -  Ones with hoppy endings
  • There were two eggs being boiled in a saucepan. One egg said 'owch it's hot in here'.  The other egg said 'arghhhh! a talking egg!!
  • Who wrote Great Eggspectations?  -  Charles Chickens
  • What do rabbits get when it rains?  -  Wet!
  • What day do chickens hate the most?  -  Fry-day!
  • Why did the naked egg cross the road?  -  To get to the shell station
  • Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?  -  Hareobics
  • What happens if you play table tennis with a bad egg?  -  First it goes ping, then it goes pong
  • Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?  -  He didn't have the hare fare
  • How does a chicken fit its shell?  -  Egg-sactly!!
  • What do you call a rabbit with fleas?  -  Bugs Bunny
  • What do you get when you cross a chicken with a martian?  -  An eggs-traterrestrial 
Hope you have survived that little lot, have a great week :)

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8 comments:

  1. Great yolks to start the week, thankyou xx

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  2. Linda you gave me a big smile today, thanks.
    Meredith

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  3. Always look forward to your Monday smiles, Linda. :-)

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  4. Thanks for that Monday smile ... now I just have to memorize a few to annoy my family ;) Wendy

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  5. I laughed a lot, although I didn't understand all but "Hoppy Easter" to you, would bunny say, wouldn't it? :-D Have a good, short week! Sabine.

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  6. Hehe, love those hare jokes!

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  7. Oh my goodness Linda, thanks for the laugh. Love the list, especially the 'receding hare line'. We are due for rain and possible thunderstorms....but my silly husband is hoping for snow!! March here came in like a lamb, so out like a lion it may be.

    blessings,
    jill

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  8. Thanks for some fun on a chilly evening! It's so nice to start the week with a smile :-)

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