Monday, 8 April 2013

The Monday Smile

Good morning everyone I hope that you have all enjoyed your Easter break now it's back to normal with another full working week ahead so I think we need cheering up don't you?







 Church Bulletins 1

These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:


  • The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.


  • The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.'The sermon tonight:'Searching for Jesus.'


  • Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.


  • Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.


  • Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.


  • For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.


  • Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.


  • A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow..


  • At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.


  • Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.


  • Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. 

Hope you all have a great week and see you soon! :)



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10 comments:

  1. Thanks a lot for every laugh at monday mornings.

    Lisa

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  2. Thank you for a good laugh this morning.
    Meredith

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  3. Hi, Linda!
    Hope you also had a happy Easter!My Easter is on the 5th of May, an Orthodox one,hehe.
    Funny quotes, especially "bring your husbands".
    Have a lovely week ahead!

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  4. Always good for a chuckle on Mondays :D Thanks for the smiles Linda! Wendy :)

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  5. totally enjoyed those! and passed the blog link onto some friends and family!

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  6. Some good laughs there. Thanks.

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  7. LOL Thanks for the laughs. :-D

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  8. Oh I so enjoy these, thanks.
    lbessings,jill

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  9. Ha-Ha! It pays to read things over and over before printing and putting it out there. I had a moment of weakness yesterday as you will see by my post today but it all worked out in the end. :) Tammy

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