Monday, 9 September 2013

The Monday Smile.

Happy Monday morning everyone and welcome back to the Monday Smile after a long summer break.  The nights are drawing in, the air is getting cooler the lovely summer will soon be left behind.  I think we all need cheering up don't you?

Read no further if you don't like naughty :)



The Catholic Parrots


A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.

I have two female parrots,

But they only know to say one thing.'

'What do they say?' the priest asked.

They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,

Then he thought for a moment.....

'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible...

Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.

My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship,
And your parrots are sure to stop saying... That phrase... In no time.'

'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day,
She brought her female parrots to the priest's house....

As he ushered her in,
She saw that his two male parrots
Were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying...

Impressed,
She walked over and placed her parrots in with them...

After a few minutes,
The female parrots cried out in unison:

Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

There was stunned silence...

Shocked, One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says,

'Put the beads away, Frank,
Our prayers have been answered!








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Have a great week!






8 comments:

  1. Hilarious, thanks for making my day.
    Ali x

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  2. That is really good. I think I tell this joke this evening in our bar.

    Lisa

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  3. Thanks for a good laugh - I needed it! :)

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  4. Oh Linda that is hilarious, thank you :)

    Sally xxx

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  5. LOL! That's terrific! Thanks for sharing :-)

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