Monday 28 October 2013

The Monday Smile







THE ROMANTIC WIFE

 A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text that read: 
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams 
If you are laughing, send me your smile 
If you are eating, send me a bite 
If you are drinking send me a sip 
If you are crying, send me your tears 
I love you.” 

 The husband, a typically non-romantic, replied; “I'm on the toilet, please advise”. 

 Thank you Pat for sharing. :)

 Have a great week everyone!
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7 comments:

  1. Maggie28 October 2013 at 09:09

    It's a typical monday morning and it won't stop raining here so I needed to something to make me smile :)

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  2. terra28 October 2013 at 17:49

    Wow, I laughed out loud! :-) What a nice joke. Have a good week! Greetings from Germany. Sabine.

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  3. Lillie and Moss28 October 2013 at 20:41

    Funny!!!
    Made me not only smile but laughed until I cried!
    Thanks!!!
    Shari

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  4. Olga Poltava29 October 2013 at 03:35

    How funny, that's a lot like me and my husband.

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  5. Hindustanka29 October 2013 at 05:22

    Lol! Haha:) Shall I SMS to my husband now?:)hehe

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  6. Linda29 October 2013 at 06:05

    Your Monday morning smile became my Tuesday morning smile, laughed out loud at this one x

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  7. Joy29 October 2013 at 08:09

    What a shame - she is so lovely and he - well - the mind boggles! Thanks for the laughs Linda!
    Joy x

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