THE ROMANTIC WIFE
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text that read:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams
If you are laughing, send me your smile
If you are eating, send me a bite
If you are drinking send me a sip
If you are crying, send me your tears
I love you.”
The husband, a typically non-romantic, replied; “I'm on the toilet, please advise”.
Thank you Pat for sharing. :)
Have a great week everyone!