THE ROMANTIC WIFE
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text that read:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams
If you are laughing, send me your smile
If you are eating, send me a bite
If you are drinking send me a sip
If you are crying, send me your tears
I love you.”
The husband, a typically non-romantic, replied; “I'm on the toilet, please advise”.
Thank you Pat for sharing. :)
Have a great week everyone!
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It's a typical monday morning and it won't stop raining here so I needed to something to make me smile :)
ReplyDeleteWow, I laughed out loud! :-) What a nice joke. Have a good week! Greetings from Germany. Sabine.
ReplyDeleteFunny!!!
ReplyDeleteMade me not only smile but laughed until I cried!
Thanks!!!
Shari
How funny, that's a lot like me and my husband.
ReplyDeleteLol! Haha:) Shall I SMS to my husband now?:)hehe
ReplyDeleteYour Monday morning smile became my Tuesday morning smile, laughed out loud at this one x
ReplyDeleteWhat a shame - she is so lovely and he - well - the mind boggles! Thanks for the laughs Linda!
ReplyDeleteJoy x