Monday, 21 October 2013

The Monday Smile

This ought to make you feel better about  your own computer skills yet wonder what people in call centres have to put up with !




Tech  support:   What kind of computer do you have?
Customer:    A  white one...

Tech  support:    Click  on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer:   Your left or my left?




Customer:  
Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find  printer'.  I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it..

Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support:   Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech  support:   Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots.

Tech support:   How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first email.
Tech support:   OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it?


A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'


And last but not least!
Tech  support: 'Okay Bob, let's  press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program  Manager.'
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech  support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: 'P'.....on  your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:  I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

Have a great week!

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11 comments:

  1. Maggie21 October 2013 at 09:23

    Really made me smile! X

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  2. joy21 October 2013 at 11:48

    Thanks for a good laugh on this really dreary grey morning xx

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  3. Una21 October 2013 at 12:11

    Very funny. i sometimes have to help customers use computers and the best one was when I said "Use the mouse to point at it" and the customer lifter the mouse off the desk and pointed at the screen.

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  4. Preeti21 October 2013 at 12:16

    So funny !!:)

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  5. September Violets21 October 2013 at 12:33

    Love these tech support calls ;) thanks for the laugh! Wendy

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  6. hooksandyarns21 October 2013 at 12:56

    So funny. :)

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  7. Joy21 October 2013 at 13:42

    Just fantastic Linda - I laughed out loud at the last one - am still laughing - poor Bob, can't you just see him getting all worked up at such a 'suggestion'!
    Thanks so much, hugs, Joy xo

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  8. Mrs. Micawber21 October 2013 at 14:46

    Thanks Linda - I needed a good laugh to start my day! :)

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  9. Anonymous21 October 2013 at 15:42

    Very refreshing! :-)

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  10. Unknown21 October 2013 at 15:54

    lol these are brilliant, thanks for sharing. :)

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  11. Linda21 October 2013 at 20:45

    Funny and I laughed, shared them with my other half, he had a good giggle too, thanks x

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