The Monday Smile

Good morning everyone I hope that you have all enjoyed your Easter break now it's back to normal with another full working week ahead so I think we need cheering up don't you?

 Church Bulletins 1

These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

• The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

• The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.'The sermon tonight:'Searching for Jesus.'

• Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

• Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

• Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

• For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

• Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

• A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow..

• At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.

• Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

• Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. 

Hope you all have a great week and see you soon! :)

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