The Monday Smile

Hello everyone and welcome to another week and another smile to set you on your way.  It's March! the dark days of winter will soon be behind us and even better we have had sunshine! 

I was even able to get into the garden and start the odious task of clearing up last years debris...still a long way to go but at least I have made a start.

I am introducing something new tomorrow and I have to say I am a little nervous because I've never tried this before and I'm afraid it might not work.  I am useless at technical things and just tend to feel my may through so I have my fingers and toes crossed that I have done it right and that you will all like the idea.

Now let little Johnny make you smile :)

(It is a teeny bit rude)

LITTLE JOHNNY

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm,

and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, ’That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was ’fascinated.

 ‘The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand.

The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate' so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.' 

The teacher sat down and cried.

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