The Monday Smile

Happy Monday everyone! 

Here's a few driving jokes to start your week off with a smile

A juggler diving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.
" what are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car"? asks the cop.

" I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."

"oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Let's see you do it."

The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.

A couple driving by slows down to watch. "wow," say's the driver to his wife.  "I'm glad I quit drinking.  Look at the test they're giving now!"
                        
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Three buddies die in a car crash and they go to heaven to an orientation.  They are all asked, " when you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy says, " I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and schoolteacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, " I would like to hear them say, "Look! he's moving!"

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Have a great week everyone!