Good morning and welcome to another Monday Smile! I hope you have all had a great weekend, it does make a difference when the sun is shining don't you think? I've had a great time just working away in my garden, with frequent breaks of course for the odd nibble and cuppa.
I have a puzzle for you tomorrow so don't forget to pop by and see what it's all about!
I hope this will start your week off with a smile.
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there St Peter says, " we only have one rule here, don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter Heaven and sure enough there are ducks everywhere and it's almost impossible not to step on a duck and despite being careful the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St Peter with the ugliest man she had ever seen and he chains them together, " that's your punishment for standing on a duck you will be chained together for all eternity!"
The second day the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and she is visited immediately by St Peter who misses nothing, accompanied by a very ugly man, he chains them together with the same admonishment as the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man is very VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks.
One day St Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever seen.
Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular,
The happy woman said " I wonder what I did to deserve to be chained to you for all eternity?"
The guy says. I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck!
Have a great week!
I have a puzzle for you tomorrow so don't forget to pop by and see what it's all about!
I hope this will start your week off with a smile.
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there St Peter says, " we only have one rule here, don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter Heaven and sure enough there are ducks everywhere and it's almost impossible not to step on a duck and despite being careful the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St Peter with the ugliest man she had ever seen and he chains them together, " that's your punishment for standing on a duck you will be chained together for all eternity!"
The second day the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and she is visited immediately by St Peter who misses nothing, accompanied by a very ugly man, he chains them together with the same admonishment as the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man is very VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks.
One day St Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever seen.
Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular,
The happy woman said " I wonder what I did to deserve to be chained to you for all eternity?"
The guy says. I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck!
Have a great week!
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Thanks for this Monday smile Linda !! Nice pictures !!!
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Well that made me smile xx
ReplyDeleteOh! yes Linda this indeed put a HUGE smile on my face!!!
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Amanda :-)
Pretty Funny Linda, Hugs Judy
ReplyDeleteI love this joke - made me laugh. Have a great day Linda. :)
ReplyDeleteOuch!
ReplyDeleteAaack! (I think we're all cringing a bit as we imagine ourselves in her place....)
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LOL!.....LOL!.....LOL! I am saving this one!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggle. Wow...what a photo!
ReplyDeleteSo funny! Thanks for sharing this! Have a great weekend!
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