Monday, 11 November 2013

The Monday Smile

I have woken up to a dark,windy rainy day this morning, I certainly need cheering up! I hope you have all had a great weekend and I hope this sets your week off with  a smile. :)

Doug Smith is on his deathbed, knows the end is near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.
"So", he says to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
"Sybil, take the apartments over in Pall Mall."
"Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in City Centre."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the Thames."
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Doug slips away, she says ,
"Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property? ... that's his paper round!"

Thank you for the laugh Val.


Have a great week everyone!


  1. And thank you Linda for passing it on Joy xx

  2. Very funny, hope your day brightens up.

  3. Thanks for the smile Linda - have a good day. :)

  4. Ha!

    It's cold and rainy here too - snow predicted! (Unfortunately I think it's just going to rain.) Thank you for the morning laugh. I liked the cartoon too. :)

  5. P.S. I was wrong! It's snowing now!!! :D

  6. Hi Mrs Linda ! Happy today ...very windy...tomorrow should be at 30 degrees F. ...I'm working at the moment but have a cou[ple minutes for you.Want to see your Christmas tree....I had so much fun making it....Ti' next time...,



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